Pizza is the world’s greatest food. Nothing says “I love you,” “I’m sorry,” or “Let’s be friends,” better than pizza. It’s a universal love language, and is perfect at any time, for any occasion, especially when you don’t know what to say. Here are our favorite pizza quotes from pizza lovers around the world, from celebrity Jennifer Lawrence to professional baseball star Yogi Berra.

Best Pizza Quotes

Next time you’re trying to express your love for pizza, use these quotes as inspiration.

1. Pizza makes anything possible.

Henry Rollins.

2. Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza.

Andrew W.K.

3. There’s very little in my world that a foot massage and a thin-crust, everything-on-it pizza won’t set right.

G.A. McKevett.

4. I want pizza with my face on it.

Jennifer Lawrence.

5. Ideas are like pizza dough, made to be tossed around.

Anna Quindlen.

6. The closest thing I use to beauty products is the grease on the pizza from John’s Pizzeria.

Mark Feuerstein.

7. Any pizza can be personal if you cry while eating it.

Aparna Nancherla.

8. I love pizza. I want to marry it but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.

Mike Birbiglia.

9. I just want to be in my sweats, walk my dog, watch TV and eat pizza.

America Ferrera.

10. There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box in your lap.

Kevin James.

11. The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.

Charles Pierce.

12. Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes.

Amy Neftzger.

13. Pizza is like the entire food pyramid.

Madeline Oles.

14. You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.

Yogi Berra.

15. I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.

Lara Stone.

16. I love pizza, meaning: Even when I’m in the middle of eating pizza, I wish I were eating pizza.

Jandy Nelson.

17. I’d rather have leftover pizza than leftover feelings.

Sarah Burgess.

18. A Pizza Slice a day keeps Sadness Away.

Jet Paacal.

19. Life is mostly pain and struggle; the rest is love and deep dish pizza.

Benedict Smith.

20. My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.

Dora J. Arod.

21. Pizza is good medicine for disappointment.

Katherine Howe.

22. But magic is like pizza: even when it’s bad, it’s pretty good.

Neil Patrick Harris.

23. You know what? Part of me just wants to eat a pizza and go to sleep.

Gwen Stefani.

24. I love pizza; you can’t really go wrong with pizza.

Nick Jonas.

25. When life give you pizza, eat it quickly before anyone realizes that you have it.

Anay.

26. Sex is like pizza: if you’re going to use BBQ sauce, you better know what the fuck you’re doing.

Oliver Markus Malloy.

27. I want to live in a world where the need for pizza belittles that of war.

Jason Barnett.

28. Heaven would be a comfortable chair, a library, Diet Coke, and an occasional cheese pizza. Sex once in a while. No talking.

Jayden Hunter.

29. There is no moment in life that can’t be improved with pizza.

Daria.

30. Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you.

Bill Murray.

Conclusion

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