Pizza is the world’s greatest food. Nothing says “I love you,” “I’m sorry,” or “let’s be friends” better than pizza. It’s a universal love language, and is perfect at any time, for any occasion, especially when you don’t know what to say. From funny pizza quotes to cheesy pizza puns, here are our favorite pizza quotes from pizza lovers around the world, from celebrity Jennifer Lawrence to professional baseball star Yogi Berra.
Best Pizza Quotes
Next time you’re trying to express your love for pizza, use these quotes as inspiration. Eat the whole pizza.
1. Pizza makes anything possible.
2. Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza.
3. There’s very little in my world that a foot massage and a thin-crust, everything-on-it pizza won’t set right.
4. I want pizza with my face on it.
5. Ideas are like pizza dough, made to be tossed around.
6. The closest thing I use to beauty products is the grease on the pizza from John’s Pizzeria.
7. Any pizza can be personal if you cry while eating it.
8. I love pizza. I want to marry it but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.
9. I just want to be in my sweats, walk my dog, watch TV and eat pizza.
10. There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box in your lap.
11. The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.
12. Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes.
13. Pizza is like the entire food pyramid.
14. You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
15. I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.
16. I love pizza, meaning: Even when I’m in the middle of eating pizza, I wish I were eating pizza.
17. I’d rather have leftover pizza than leftover feelings.
18. A Pizza Slice a day keeps Sadness Away.
19. Life is mostly pain and struggle; the rest is love and deep dish pizza.
20. My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.
Dora J. Arod.
21. Pizza is good medicine for disappointment.
22. But magic is like pizza: even when it’s bad, it’s pretty good.
Neil Patrick Harris.
23. You know what? Part of me just wants to eat a pizza and go to sleep.
24. I love pizza; you can’t really go wrong with pizza.
25. When life give you pizza, eat it quickly before anyone realizes that you have it.
26. Sex is like pizza: if you’re going to use BBQ sauce, you better know what the fuck you’re doing.
Oliver Markus Malloy.
27. I want to live in a world where the need for pizza belittles that of war.
28. Heaven would be a comfortable chair, a library, Diet Coke, and an occasional cheese pizza. Sex once in a while. No talking.
29. There is no moment in life that can’t be improved with pizza.
30. Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you.
31. Gather ’round the good stuff!
32. Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!
Aubrey Plaza as April Ludgate from Parks & Recreation.
33. If you want to eat pizza, have the pizza.
34. And I don’t cook, either. Not as long as they still deliver pizza.
35. I’m always in the mood for pizza.
36. We’re mostly macrobiotic, but sometimes I take the family out for a pizza.
37. Everybody loves dogs. They’re the pizza of the animal kingdom.
38. You judge a pizza place on their cheese slice.
39. I have to admit I don’t like pizza. I love it. And I am prepared to do literally anything to get my hands on a slice.
40. When working, my diet degrades to pizza three times a day, because I don’t want to distract myself from anything.
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