We love a cheesy joke, so we’ve put together a list of the absolute best pizza puns we could think up.
Best Pizza Puns
Who doesn’t love a good pun? These cheesy pizza puns will make you LOL.
1. What person doesn’t like pizza?
A weirdough.
2. You wanna pizza me, tough guy?
At yeast let me explain.
3. Why buy our pizza?
We knead the dough.
4. My Hawaiian pizza is burnt.
They need to cook it at aloha temperature.
5. Want to hear a pizza joke?
I can’t tell you, it’s too cheesy.
6. Yeah, I’m into fitness.
Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.
7. What is a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, slice baby.
8. Did you hear about the pizza place on the moon?
Great restaurant, but no atmosphere.
9. How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
10. What does the mushroom get invited to all the pizza parties?
Because he’s a fungi.
11. What pizza do dogs eat?
Puperoni.
12. What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
13. What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?
Fold me close.
14. What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
Slice to meet you.
15. What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A PiZZZZZZa.
16. What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.
17. What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
Cheesus Chrust.
18. What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne.
19. What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry but I am too mature for you.
20. Why did the hipster burn his lips?
He ate his pizza before it was cool.
21. I have been trying to write a new pizza joke…
But I can’t work out the delivery.
22. What kind of cheese to hairdressers like on their pizza?
Perm-asan!
23. Why did the pizza go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling saucy!
24. Why did the pizza maker go on strike?
Because he kneaded a raise!
25. Why did the pizza get a job as a judge?
Because it was an expert in saucery!
26. What do you get when you cross a pizza with a politician?
A pizza that promises everything but delivers nothing!
27. Why did the pizza chef break up with his girlfriend?
Because she was too kneady!
28. Why did the pizza maker get a job as a detective?
Because he kneaded to solve cases!
29. How do you make a pizza laugh?
You tell it a cheesy joke!
30. What do you call a rich pizzas children?
Crust-fund kids!
31. Why did the pizza go to school?
Because it wanted to be a pizza the action.
32. What’s a pizza’s favorite type of story?
A pie-neering tale.
33. What do you call a pizza that meditates?
A deep-dish thinker.
34. What’s a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie Hard.
35. Why was the pizza always broke?
It always had to dish out a lot of dough.
Conclusion
Found a pizza pun that we may have missed? Contact us, and we’ll put it on the list.
